If you could spend one day as a member of the opposite sex, would you? If so, how would you spend that day?
A corker of a question! I’ve written many times from a female perspective on my blog but the difference has always been that I’ve been part of, borne witness to and asked about them about the experience afterwards.
This is a totally unique concept, one which I’d only considered very briefly in the past. That was after enduring the frankly terrible Mel Gibson rom com “What women want”.
So a whole day in the body of a woman? Where to start! First and foremost…….boobs! I mean who the hell isn’t gonna go there first! I just hope nature has blessed me with an ample pair! Obviously I am so gonna spend a good few of the 24 hrs getting to know all my new parts. First port of call is the cupboard to retrieve the wand and a few toys. Think it would be interesting to experience them from the sharp end. A good few hours of alone time spent experiencing multiple orgasms a few good squirty orgasms! As someone who loves to see and provide that then the temptation to experience it would be way too much to resist.
I’m kinda hoping I transfer my own sex drive into this new body of mine and haven’t satisfied my appetite. My next port of call, and here’s where it might get a touch weird, arrogant and narcissistic would be my place. Yes, the male CJ! I think the first person I’d want to have sex with as a female would be the male me. I’d want to find out exactly what it feels like to get fucked by me. Although I must say the male me isn’t gonna get a chance to pull any of his kinky stuff on me! Just honest to goodness sex is what I’d be after.
As i say, It’s maybe a little weird. I’d do this not because I’m the worlds greatest lover. It’s partly because I know I can trust me and partly because I’d like to find out from a female perspective if I’m as good as I think(highly unlikely😂)
So once I’ve worn out the male me it’d be time for a late lunch with the girls. Being a bloke we never get to experience these sort of intimate chats with friends so the experience of that would be worthwhile I reckon.
Since it’s Friday, I’m guessing I’d be going out with the girls later that night so home to get ready. So it’d be(cliché alert) time to try on about a dozen different outfits. Maybe even tweet a few pics and get some feedback on my choice.
Off into town for cocktails and dancing with the girls. I think it would be hilarious to watch the night unfold from the female perspective. All the wannabe lotharios trying their cheesy chat up lines! I doubt very much I’d be going home with any of them though, I’m not that kind of girl!
So then home and finally get to experience that pleasure women are always talking about, that moment at the end of the day when the bra finally comes off!
More food for thought here